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ACROSS
1. The people's choice 2000.
7. What remains for the non-rich.
14. Mad Mel.
19. Wolfowitz et al.
21. Delusional Dubya wants to be called this.
24. End of "Fool me once..." phrase.
25. Agency NOT migrated to Homeland Sec.
27. Make a mistake (ie. WMD accusations).
28. Arnold, for one.
32. A responsible President would _______ respond to the 9-11 panel’s report.
35. Required in order to board a plane.
36. Big corporate contributor to Dubya once.
38. Regarding (abbrev).
39. Neither shrub nor bush.
41. Affirmative.
42. Animal resembling Dubya.
43. Few workers receive this in the current
economy.
44. Bush is one (hint: it's his base).
46. ____ Blossom.
48. Major news propoganda outlet.
49. Justice found in a duck blind.
52. Foreign minister Prince ____ Al-Faisal .
54. They have it.
56. NYC mayor-turned-closet-Republican.
57. Shape of president's office.
58. According to Armed Forces Radio, is the counterpoint to Rush?
59. Women without "W."
62. 2000 Republican faux mob in Florida. caused one of these in Miami-Dade.
65. "Our long national nightmare is ____."
66. ____ __ attention to the man behind the curtain (2 wds).
68. Mary Cheney is, Rick Santorum isn’t (yet).
69. Persona___grata.
70. Bearer of 46 across nickname.
72. Spin is spun from this.
74. Sam I ___.
75. He warned of the military-industrial complex.
77. Republicans accuse Democrats of this. The opposite is true.
80. FL neighbor
82. Clinton was mocked for parsing this word.
83. Bill Frist and Ed Gillespie's club.
85. "O" of I.O.U.
86. Bush exposé journalist Hersch to friends
87. Web rumor monger.
88. Kitchen Patrol.
89. Industry profiting from Bush policies.
91. Can’t afford to do this if you don't have health insurance.
93. ___is me.
95. News wire service.
97. ___culpa.
98. Possible consequence of “abstinence only” policies.
99. Jewish Defense League.
100. Election nuseance to GOP.
103. Texas and Colorado for example.

107. With 94 down, where Bush famously once claimed he grew up.
108. Laugh.
107. Fox guarding the ___house.
109. ___of thieves.
110. __ unto others.
111. Prefix of 84 down name.
112. Real Bush childhood home, with New.
114. As usual, Bush takes the low ____.
116. Undisclosed (abbrev).
117. Staff
119. Bush pronounciation of word meaning "corporate wrongdoing."
121. The democratic party's big ____.
122. Denomination (plural).
123. According to Bush, we all ____.
125. Harder for borrowers to get these days (2wds).
126. Bad for corporations so Dubya demands "reform."
128. Deposed leader who blames US.
129. What we hope Bush's poll numbers do.
130. Electoral College (abbrev).
132. Italian leader not known for tact.
135. Fooled the people: mis___.
136. The deep unconscious, to Freud.
137. James ____ Carter.
139. G8 summit locale.
140. Space creature (like DeLay or Santorum perhaps).
141. For Bush, his include: destroying the environment, making the rich richer, and dismantling social security.
144. Colorado State University.
145. NYC Taxi Commission.
146. ‘No’ in congress
147. Rumsfeld insisted WMD were to be found “in the area” near this city.

DOWN
1. Repubs desperate to drill here.
2. Neocon founder.
3. Our surplus is this.
4. Prime month for an election surprise.
5. Nixon media advisor, now Fox CEO.
6. Secretive _____ task force.
7. Duck Hunting to Cheney and Scalia.
8. Cheney was one.
9. Activists often denied a permit for this.
10. Saddam's playing card ranking.
11. Performance enhancing drug (abbrev.).
12. Fabric for a Bush bike ride?
13. Former Reagan advisor, Michael.
14. He put out a contract on America.
15. Better show this to board a plane.
16. __all you can be.
17. ____decision.
18. An endangered species.
20. 10 Downing ______.
22. Suggested Cheney replacement (initials).
23. Borough where Trade Tower pieces were brought (initials).
26. A ____ ride.
29. Civil rights icon, ____ Parks.
30. Bob Marley song title with "People Get Ready"
31. Govt. Humanities org. (initials)
32. Cheney word for "secret" advice.
33. Institution over which Bob Kerrey presides (initials).
34. The first ____.

35. Initial public offering.
37. Soccer moms and _____dads.

40. Charles Rangels voice, ie.
42. Quaker org. for social justice and peace (initials)
45. European Union (initials)
47. More apt name for O'Reilly “commentary”
50. ___ got a secret.
51. Sr. Citizen group that enraged many members by endorsing Medicare bill.
53. ___ unto others.
55. Bush-Cheney campaign advisor, Tucker
56. _____ Boy
58. Bush chose not to go here.
60. Bush's ___ is to misleed and when challenged, never admit a mistake (inits).
61. European Union
63. ___ of the line.
64. Chatter
65. They belong to women, but Bush seeks to control them.
66. OK for logging and snowmobiles as far as Dubya is concerned.
67. Home state of Rep. Tom Cole (R) who said that a Bush loss is a win for bin Laden.
71. Rumsfeld: ____ Europe
73. Endangered constitutional amendment.
76. Dubya has a big one.
78. Bush or Kerry, for short
79. Program from 70 years ago that Bush and gang never liked.
81. WMD: much ___ about nothing.
84. Cynically named snooping bill.
90. Abu Graib furniture? Iron _____.
92. Tyrant, __ Amin.
94. With 107 across, where Bush saw wanted posters.
95. High school group that might repair overhead projectors etc..
96. Lied for Bush at the U.N.
97. All the President's ___.
98. Francis or Stephen
99. Congress sometimes holds one (2 wrds, 1st is abbrev)
101. How much corporate debt increased during the 80's.
102. Dr. _____love.
103. Bush likes these states.
104. To organize.
105. Crafty.
106. Non-Christians to Bush.
108. Potential source of Diebold disaster.
109. Home terror kit item? _____tape.
113. ___ hospital (for ex-soldiers)
115. Yoko ___.
117. Gas in Britain.
118. Dubya of Old Rome?
120. Export Administration Act of 2001 (abbrev).
121. Former senate majority leader who toasted Strom Thurmond.
123 Ministry of ____Walks
124. Middle of March.
127. Out-of-Body Experience (abbrev).
131. Skull and Bones or Yale for example.
133. Law-abiding citizen (abbrev).
134. Federal oversight board that once turned a blind eye toward Bush's illegal Harkin stock sales.
136. Bother.
138. Good to have in Crawford (initials)
139. __ forth.
142. If only Dubya had joined this org...
143. 3.14159